Hey I’m Helen Evilin. No I’m not a real girl. I’m a fictitious character of a screwed up young lady’s imagination. Hell for now we’re not even sure how old I am. Since this is a series, my adventures pretty much won’t end. I’ll warn you now my writer hasn’t written in many years. So this may be a little rough around the edges at first. I hope that you’ll get to know me now before I get a famous and forget about the little people. Ask some of my old homies apparently I’ve out grown them… or is it the other way around? Oh well. Fuck friends right? Oh shit! I forgot I have a mouth of a sailor so if you’re super holy or something, this is not the literature for you. Okay without further a due… welcome to my world. Enjoy!